Trending: making anything into a lamp.

Basement storage is where we put all the guilt of gifts and old appliance you refuse to throw out.

cruising tutor.

“Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation. Where would we be without our safe, familiar, American bullshit? Land of the free, home of the brave, the American dream, all men are equal, justice is blind, the press is free, your vote counts, business is honest, the good guys win, the police are on your side, God is watching you, your standard of living will never decline, and everything is gonna be just fine. The official national bullshit story.”
— George Carlin (via deadconsumer)

(via sociolab)

deducecanoe:

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

Whaaaaaaaat.

I just lost a piece of my brain I will never get back.

I WANT TO REPLY TO REPLIES!

Holy blurry shirtless daddies batman the lakefront bike ride is where it’s at.

Packing Bone -West Loop

Beautiful garden break before Lambda Women’s event, I want all my private events at Douglas Gallery

Beautiful garden break before Lambda Women’s event, I want all my private events at Douglas Gallery